Tiny Finger Point foggy trees

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

vinebox:

if girls acted towards guys the same way guys act towards girls

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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awwww-cute:

My new doormat arrived today
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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

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BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 
niggasandcomputers:

Luv ha
high-blogging:


bye guys this is my stop

officialwhitegirls:

do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair

Send me a color

calibore:

Scarlet - I like you.

Teal - I’d date you.

Red - I love you

Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.

Yellow - You’re amazing.

Purple - I miss you.

Blue - I want to meet you.

Lilac - You’re cool.

Brown - I don’t like you.

Green - I like your tumblr.

Black - You’re beautiful.

White - Delete your tumblr.

Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype